CHARACTER NAMES FOR PEOPLE IN THIS COFFEE SHOP
- •Loud, Bad StorytellerDid you see a man with a cute baby? How was the man? Follow-up, how was the baby?
- •Very Impatient Math TutorYo, chill about what x equals please! That boy cannot yet grow facial hair!!!
- •Pointless Headphone WearerI can hear every musical note you can hear!
- •Sipper McSippsterHello, how has your coffee been hot for 2 hours?
- •Incredibly Mundane Opinion Haver"All Steve Jobs did was Apple." "Only SOME bars are cool." "I hate Snapchat."
- •Hot Guy
- •The Most Focussed Typer In The WorldTEACH ME!
- •Boy With Two Too Many DevicesMake sure your iPad is syncing with your computer and iPhone 6 Plus, baby!!!!!
- •Lady Whose Style I Was Into But Didn't Say Anything And Regret This
- •Hot Girl
- •Hot Girl 2
- •Literally Santa Claus
- •Hot Girl 3
- •Pretty Judgmental Loser For Someone Who Has Sat Here All Day And Accomplished NothingThis one is me!