GOLDEN RULES OF JERSEY SHORE

Very relevant, helpful list straight from the 2009 SHORE.
  1. Gym
  2. Tan
  3. Laundry
  4. Fear
  5. Gym
  6. Babes
  7. Babies
  8. Spaghetti
  9. Trying to understand your relationship with your mom
  10. Grenades
  11. Grenada?
  12. Green Day?
  13. Gym
  14. Gum
  15. Self-doubt
  16. The inevitable cynicism that comes with growing older
  17. Dead relationships
  18. List app
  19. Tan
  20. Prioritizing your needs over the ones of those you love
  21. Laundry
  22. Betrayal
  23. Gym
  24. Tan
  25. Laundry