PHRASES TO WHICH I ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY REPLY "YOU TOO"! UGH!

Oh boy, do I gosh darn hate it when my silly tongue slips! My heavens, I hope those nice people don't think I'm some kind of weirdo!
  1. "Happy Birthday!"
    Whoops!
  2. "Enjoy your meal!"
    Darn!
  3. "Enjoy your movie!"
    Shoot!
  4. "You're fired."
    Aw man!
  5. "I'm breaking up with you."
    Oh no!
  6. "You have the right to remain silent."
    Ugh!
  7. "Anything you do or say can and will be used against you in a court of law."
    Whoopsies!
  8. "You are a very big and ugly duckling and no one loves you."
    Ah jeez.
  9. "I'm not a feminist..."
    Oh goodness.
  10. "Biggie, biggie, biggie can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me."
    Shucks.
  11. "9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
    D'oh!