THESE METHODS WOULD PROBABLY BE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN TAMPONS
(DISCLAIMER: uh oh! this craaaaazy girl is talkin' PERIODS) I am ✨so✨ thankful for all the varying sizes (light, regular, super, that's it) available for me to momentarily stall the gushing blood that exits my crazy feminine and very beautiful body. Here are other, comparable items I might use instead for probably little to no difference.
- •Saran Wrapping my whole bodyI would hope this might double as a form-improving spanx of sorts
- •MarshmallowsSo soft! 💪🏽👍🏾
- •Empty toilet paper roll cardboardCheap alternative, not very different than tampons
- •Sitting over a medium size bowl for a few daysPretty time consuming but I do have many junk emails I would LOVE to rid my inbox of during this chill vacay
- •Plain White T'sThe band!
- •Potted plantEco-friendly, recycling, etc
- •More bloodOmg, Celeste, keep it PC!!!!
- •My handA little messy, but overall much more comfortable
- •NothingEconomical, comfy, and would help me accept and acknowledge my, again very beautiful, body's natural, God-given inclination