WHAT DO YOU GOD DAMN MEAN YOU'VE NEVER GOOGLED "PULI DOGS JUMPING"?

  1. But Google was invented in 1998
  2. You've had so much time
  3. And so many resources
  4. Since 1998
  5. You could have been so much better
  6. So much earlier
  7. If you had just gotten your shit together and
  8. Googled
  9. Puli. Dogs. Jumping.