A couple gems from people older and or more accomplished then myself
  1. "You can't argue with a sign post"- a southern(ish) phrase meaning basically what ever false opinion a person has formed about you, you can't convince them otherwise so don't even fucking try
  2. "It's not what people call you, it's what you answer to"- 'excuse me ugly woman that obviously has the body of a thinner, prettier, smarter woman you could never compete with that you murdered out of jealousy in your trunk...do you have the time?' We've already established they are NOT talking to me
  3. "When someone shows you who they are believe them"- people are in some way gonna fall short of your expectations and that's fine. They are still lovable. Some are just pieces of shit though. So just chuck up the deuces, do a hair flip, lose their number and call it a day