My 2016 So Far
This has been my year so far.
- •When the clock struck midnight I was watching The Great British Baking Show surrounded by dogs and humidifier.
- •Fireworks started going off. The dogs all started freaking out and shaking uncontrollably. My sister and I took them into the panic room. Imagine two women and 3 dogs in one small bathroom.
- •I had a great night sleep but also had an elaborate and realistic dream that I uncovered and exposed a Korean child pornography ring.
- •I woke up this morning to the smell of dog shit.
- •This asshole had taken two big soft shits on my carpet. I cleaned it up with a toothbrush like I was in prison.
- •I might go see Star Wars today.