Things I Want to Do but Will Probably Never Do

I hope I surprise myself by doing a few of these but they've been aspirations for far too long at this point to give me any faith.
  1. Start an Alanis Morisette Cover Band
    Jagged Little Band, The Ironics
  2. Consolidate the notes in my iPhone notes app
    Someone teach me how to tech kondo
  3. Learn and become fluent in Italian
  4. Eat slowly for a longer period than one meal.
  5. Start a newsletter called Sister Reads with my sister about books we're reading
  6. Take musical theater voice lessons just for the hell of it
    An excuse to belt all those alto belters without feeling like a fool
  7. Write one short story
  8. Get cast in the next Fast & Furious movie
  9. Live in another country for a full year