Times I've Felt Old During the Vma Red Carpet

  1. Sway! Still doing it
  2. Is Todrick Hall's show all cover songs?
  3. Who is Tori Kelly
  4. Did a deep google to figure out who Mahogany Lox is
  5. When did loin cloths become the fashion of choice?
  6. Who is Vance Joy
  7. Can't concentrate on anything besides how terribly staged this preshow is. Tons of super wide shots with publicists and PAs freaking out on the fringes. Which I love.
  8. This preshow looks like it's taking place at an indoor track at an LA Fitness
  9. Or the set of Guts
  10. Too many social media stars.
  11. Haha Taylor brought a whole girl gang. This didn't make me feel old but it did make me laugh. Hey Mariska.
  12. Ok bring on Miley. I love Miley and can't wait to see this shit.