Worst Bedazzled Shirt I've Ever Seen on a Woman in Tulum

This shirt is evidence that this woman was likely a total nightmare person. She was a specific type of older hip woman who clearly does a lot of yoga and is always ready to suggest essential oils for what ails you. Her tee shirt was black and drapey and had rhinestone lettering on the back that said:
  1. Late night
  2. Vodka soda
  3. Tarot card
  4. Moon dance
  5. (No thanks)
  6. That last one wasn't on the shirt.