19 hours in the car (a little over ten hours so far) with these two (@adrarcus and @mylenol) and as of around 6 PM CST I've died of laughter twice.
  1. "Oh! I took 26 steps today. I gotta calm down!"
    Melanie, well into Texas
  2. "There wasn't a moment where there wasn't a pickle in my hand or in my mouth."
    Adrian, unintentionally
  3. We are sleeping in the car in the driveway of @eddielikespink's house because I misunderstood her text message and we have no way of getting inside until her flight arrives in eight hours. 🙃🙃🙃