My Hogwarts House, Ilvermorny House and Wand

Inspired by @Sim0n
  1. A la years and years ago, five minutes ago, and years and years ago, respectively.
  2. Hogwarts:
  3. Ilvermorny:
  4. Wand:
  5. I'm stressed about Thunderbird...
    What does it mean??? Am I an American Slytherin??