📦 (MYSTERY BOX AND ALSO ‼️‼️‼️ SECRET SANTA)

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    I get home after my concert tonight and discover a box.
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    And I'm like 😱
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    But...
    Alberto. That is not me. Or Cooper.
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    So Secret Santa,
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    Did they misspell my name? I can see the confusion, after all. Alberto. Celeste. Close? Actually, kinda close to my last name...
    (This is probably not my package. *sigh*)
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    I guess I'll keep waiting.
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    But also... 😁😁😁😁😬😬😬😬
    (Different package!)
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    Okay. Live listing, here we actually go.
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    Sorry Alberto, I'll get your package back to the post office. But...
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    THIS.
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    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMFGOMGOMGOMFGOMG.
    Sorry. I was running around for like fifteen minutes trying to find scissors.
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    Ah ha!!! (Zebra?)
    First of all, let me preface this by saying I'm sorry I was a difficult recipient. I read my list and realized that I'm a little bit the worst and not super helpful. Sorry!
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    Okay, here we go.
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    Let's start with the card.
    👀 how fucking cute is he?!?!? Thank you, for making him, @marceline! And thank you for choosing him, @bsizzle33!
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    OMG Brynne, I know I will love it. Also, OMG PRESENTS FROM YOUR SWEET BOY! (Hair, haha)
    Also, ☝🏼️thank you for the list love! ❤️
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    (The cutest dog hair.)
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    But first... YESSSS. Chips and salsa is only one of my favorite food groups. It is basically the base of my food pyramid, and if there were chips and salsa meals at Mexican restaurants, I'd be all about that. And I dunno about TX, but it's a big argument here in NM, and red is always greater than green in my book. 🌶😉
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    Okay, let's continue. Small to big.
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    HO.LY. EFF. I. AM. OB.SESSED.
    this is seriously perfect!! A Ravenclaw keychain!!! It's SO gorgeous!!! There are charms of glasses, Hogwarts, a book, and an eagle. They're stubborn and don't stay put, but trust me. This picture does no justice. ❤️❤️❤️
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    Ahhhhhhh Christmas!!!! Christmas is the best. I will be using this every morning for the remainder of the semester, and I will use it forever and ever. ❤️
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    OMG.
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    Always check out my favorite months first.
    July: Milo 🙌🏽, August: Marcel 😍, April: ?, October: Santiago 😻
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    LI.ST I'M NOT DONE!
    Accidentally saved. Sorry.
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    Continuing:
    Ommmmmmmmggggggggggggg
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    YOU. ARE. THE BEST. SERIOUSLY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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    GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS.
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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    Oh fuck, are you kidding?? I could not for the life of me find this on RSD. And now it is mine!!!!! Spinning it now!
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    Thank you so, so, so, so, so, so SOOOOOOOOOOOOO VERY much!!!!!!
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    @DawnCloud, not only did you select for me a wonderful recipient and make gifting the most fun for me, but also THE BEST, AN AMAZINGLY INCREDIBLE SECRET SANTA, @bsizzle33!
    This was seriously such a wonderful experience. Thank you so very much!!!!
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    Ugh. I love everyone in the world right now. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️