I'm half okay to post, half OMG PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME. It's not often that I feel cute, and even less frequent that I feel pretty. I take plenty of selfies but they rarely get posted. Feeling kinda bad bc I'm headachey, bloated, bleeding, generally gross, I have a puffy eye, and no one texted me allll day so... (this was then. I'm fine today lol)
  1. First off, here's me right this second.
  2. Hi. This is me yesterday.
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    Toothy smiles are hard for me to like.
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    how did my eyebrows even do that? 🙌🏽
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    A few evenings ago.
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    I wore this to a wedding and I knew it was the worst idea even before this photo, but it really was the worst idea bc even though it's a romper, it's still flowy and it was windy af in the CO mountains.
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    I feel good about myself sometimes when I practice. Other times, I hate everything. I probably hated everything here.
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    Hair up. Usually not something that makes me like how I look.
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  15. A few screenshots I took forever ago for an Insta list.
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    I think my Bitmoji is pretty accurate. My friend made mine for me.
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    It's especially hard when all of your friends are so gorgeous. Don't mind Lauren. She's beautiful, she just couldn't take a decent picture that night.
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    This is mostly for that fluff.
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    Love that lovely and his family.
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    This one too.
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    Two of my true loves: ice cream and cookies ❤️
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    This made it to Insta.
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    Before the red lip.
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    Shadow selfie after driving my dad's car, which always makes me feel cool since it's a stick.
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    Accidental photo. Laughing because I thought the bell messed up my video.
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    This was gonna be some sort of profile picture at some point.
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    Fave because it's a real life eye roll!
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    Hair. What even are you doing? I love it.
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    First time I ever felt okay in zero makeup.
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    Hair is good again.
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    Election dread.
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    Election optimism.
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    Stems and Seeds. I still think I'm so funny. Ben Folds was not amused.
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    Feelin' my braid for field day.
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    Jk. This is Mindy. But I was like, "damn, I look cute! Oh wait..."
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    Very very tired with a million stickers from my students after I submitted my dossier in August last year.
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    Oh look. Here's a bunch of selfies I took a screenshot of. They may or may not come up later.
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    I think I was super pleased with my hair and super sad I didn't see anyone that day.
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    I was so into this dress for like a week last year.
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    Aww, my first List App profile pic.
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  54. BFF and BF (Ben Folds, first time I didn't have a goofy smile) ❤️❤️❤️
  55. DIY spumoni, courtesy of Baskin Robbins.
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    I just always thought this was cool.
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    Doing what I do.
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    LOLOL. My friend painted me. Just... 😂 there's a better one that I don't have a photo of.
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    Giving zero fucks and probably hadn't washed my hair in three days.
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    Cool new shirt!
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    Trying to decide if this is appropriate for grandma lunch date.
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    I'm only sharing this because this is the only time I've ever looked prettier than Adrian. God, we were drunk.
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    See? Also, I smile real big when I get drunk, guys.
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    This dress. 💔
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    Drums and angles.
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    I. Hate. My. Teeth. But I like this picture?
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    Sometimes I'm a cute bag lady.
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    And cat lady.
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    And sometimes I have serious bags and kinda unruly hair and I'm into it.
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    Omg I forgot about when I dyed my hair.
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    Forever fave. ❤️❤️❤️
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    One and only ever Instagram profile pic since you can't actually enlarge it there. With Effie. 🐦
  76. Never in my life did I think I could make a 75+ point selfie list. Thanks for looking! ❤️
    (Please don't look at me ever again)