1. Chris
    Salt of the earth. A good dude who will never mansplain and doesn't believe in the friend zone- not a douchebag
  2. Benjamin
    A feminist who believes in paid maternity leave and gets along great with your mother- not a douchebag
  3. Michael
    A little stingy but practical and texts you back right away and loves animals- not a douchebag
  4. James
    A little conceited but razor smart and loves children, especially if he has the nickname 'Jimmy'- maybe sometimes a little bit of a douchebag
  5. Joseph
    Prioritizes friends over family, fun to hang out with but he will blow you off for better plans, does try to make up for blowing you off- lovable douchebag
  6. Matthew
    Will lie to cover his ass, will manipulate you to get what he wants- total douchebag
  7. Kevin
    Huge jock, is homophobic, is voting for Donald Trump- just the worst human 95% of the time
  8. Jake
    Posts pro-gun statuses on Facebook, doesn't believe in animal rights, doesn't text back right away- major douchebag stay FAR AWAY
  9. Chad
    Has anyone ever met a non douchebag named Chad? Because I've yet to hear of one