Beach Bums

  1. Okay so here's a thing I don't understand
  2. If you go to the beach, you go in the water. That's the point.
  3. Like I'm not saying you spend every moment in the water. You strike a tanning/napping/reading/ swimming balance
  4. But some people go to the beach
  5. And don't go in the water past their ankles
  6. You might as well go to a children's sandbox and spread out your towel there
  7. You can tan anywhere with sun so why did you haul ass all the way to the beach
  8. THE OCEAN IS A WONDERFUL PLACE DONT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED