How to escape a blender when you're the size of a pencil, by the boys in the Boston area on Bumble
So you know how on bumble ladies have to chat first? I've struggled with opening lines forever but this one is a real gem.
- •Josh, who is trying too hard
- •Maxwell, who doesn't have an imagination regarding life as a pencil
- •Mike, who refuses to role play with me
- •Damon who refused to play along
- •Kevin, who left me without words
- •Matt, who required clarification as to what a pencil was
- •Jake, who had a solid game plan
- •Carlton who needs to calm down with the points thing
- •And Mike.