So you know how on bumble ladies have to chat first? I've struggled with opening lines forever but this one is a real gem.
  1. Josh, who is trying too hard
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  2. Maxwell, who doesn't have an imagination regarding life as a pencil
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  3. Mike, who refuses to role play with me
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  4. Damon who refused to play along
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  5. Kevin, who left me without words
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  6. Matt, who required clarification as to what a pencil was
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  7. Jake, who had a solid game plan
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  8. Carlton who needs to calm down with the points thing
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  9. And Mike.
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