My insignificant soapboxes

I'll fight people over these things that literally no one else cares about. An escape from the polarizing political mess we're all in
  1. 1.
    Pineapple goes on pizza JUST FINE
  2. 2.
    You should make a complete stop before turning right on red
  3. 3.
    Brussel sprouts are delicious and children's shows need to stop being dicks about them
  4. 4.
    Shaker Parmesan cheese and fresh Parmesan don't taste different
  5. 5.
    Bubbler is a perfectly acceptable slang for water fountain
  6. 6.
    There are literally no crackers that taste good, the only perk to eating crackers is the stuff you put on top
  7. 7.
    Pennies need to stop being minted.
    And nickels are on my shit list