Personal Ads I Would Put Out if That Was Still a Thing
Inspired by @torihyndman and man I wish tital waves were real again because I would read the crap outta more lists with this theme
- •White female desiring a wedding but not necessarily a husband. Must look good in tux.
- •Young woman in okay shape who talks about school incessantly. Owns a lot of sweaters and will show you how to drink tea properly. Avid coffee drinkers need not respond.
- •Female seeking male with a dog. Preferred, more than one dog.
- •Single 22 year old female who doesn't mind waiting fifteen minutes for a text back requiring a man willing to take her out to dinner and give her a backrub once every two weeks.
- •Female who like piña coolatas and getting caught in the rain seeks male with shared interests.
- •Single woman in the medical field seeking man okay with talking about feces and vomiting at the dinner table. Highly educated, forgets her manners, and swears a lot.
- •Woman in her early twenties with a credit score almost in the 800s seeking man with similar credit score