Reasons Why the Aliens are Not Gonna Pick Me to Help Form the Perfect Human Race

Inspired by @olivia_michele
  1. Says 'puddin' instead of pudding
  2. Cannot do math in head
  3. Very jumpy
  4. Trips over sidewalk cracks routinely
  5. Unable to win competitions with grace
  6. Uses 'okie dokie' as a phrase unironically