Ways in Which I Am an Eighty Year Old Lady Trapped in a 21 Year Old's Body

  1. favorite foods could be eaten without teeth
  2. sets aside time for Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy every night
  3. Loves rocking chairs
  4. Can be somewhat grouchy with youths
  5. Drinks tea like no other beverage exists
  6. Recreationally knits
  7. Exercise intolerant
  8. Probably eats too much cottage cheese
  9. Enjoys water aerobics