He's one of those awful people who change channels every commercial
  1. HSN advertising a massaging foot bath
  2. The shopping channel advertising a Christmas light apparatus of some sort
  3. Ten minutes of the Sex and the City movie
  4. Five minutes of one of the ads for a 15 DVD Beatles memorabilia collection thing
  5. The history of The Rolling Stones, accompanied by mild singing along
  6. One of HGTV house flip shows
  7. Half an episode of Undercover Bosses
  8. Ten minutes of Cops
  9. Hairspray
    He's watching a commercial and not changing the channel. He may have committed.