Where You Would Find Me if I Had Millions of Dollars

  1. Sitting in one of those funny little private theater boxes on either side of the stage, watching a musical with opera glasses
  2. In my private observatory with a glass ceiling, tracking stars with a comically large telescope
  3. Floating around in a giant pink inner tube in the lazy river I installed on my estate
  4. Buying fancy Kentucky-Derby style hats and wearing them with confidence in public
  5. Sledding down a hill in an old wooden toboggan, then riding a mini ski lift back to the top of the hill
  6. Curled up with a cup of tea in front of an enormous fireplace, cuddling with three large white dogs in a room that's only colors are white and black
  7. Being followed by some dude playing a violin 24/7 because pianos as too big to carry around