Who Let Me Out of the House With That Haircut?
A collection of my most hideous childhood photos
- •PREFACE: I was a cute kid until like age four, when things started to go bad
- •People would call me a boy because I had the world's shortest hair
- •And my teeth were AWFUL before braces and I had a wicked unibrow
- •And sometimes your teacher makes you dress up as a clown
- •Or like a mutant mouse
- •Like, what?
- •And it took me a while to convince my parents to let me grow out my hair
- •Even then it wasn't great
- •Especially with the blue teeth
- •Photo of me now for comparison- good teeth, no unibrow, flattering haircut, wearing correct bra size
- •Parents, please help PREVENT THE POSTCHILDHOOD EMBARRASSMENT