A collection of my most hideous childhood photos
  1. PREFACE: I was a cute kid until like age four, when things started to go bad
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  2. People would call me a boy because I had the world's shortest hair
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  3. And my teeth were AWFUL before braces and I had a wicked unibrow
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  4. And sometimes your teacher makes you dress up as a clown
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  5. Or like a mutant mouse
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  6. Like, what?
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  7. And it took me a while to convince my parents to let me grow out my hair
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  8. Even then it wasn't great
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  9. Especially with the blue teeth
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  10. Photo of me now for comparison- good teeth, no unibrow, flattering haircut, wearing correct bra size
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  11. Parents, please help PREVENT THE POSTCHILDHOOD EMBARRASSMENT