Who Let Me Out of the House With That Haircut?

A collection of my most hideous childhood photos
  1. PREFACE: I was a cute kid until like age four, when things started to go bad
  2. People would call me a boy because I had the world's shortest hair
  3. And my teeth were AWFUL before braces and I had a wicked unibrow
  4. And sometimes your teacher makes you dress up as a clown
  5. Or like a mutant mouse
  6. Like, what?
  7. And it took me a while to convince my parents to let me grow out my hair
  8. Even then it wasn't great
  9. Especially with the blue teeth
  10. Photo of me now for comparison- good teeth, no unibrow, flattering haircut, wearing correct bra size
  11. Parents, please help PREVENT THE POSTCHILDHOOD EMBARRASSMENT