Misconceptions I Had As A Child

  1. You could get electricity by plugging items into the ground. (Only later did I realize I was plugging in rechargeable items.)
  2. Abraham Lincoln was the 2nd president of the United States.
  3. I could swim in my friends pool fully clothed after my mom said no, yet still get away with it.
  4. If you sleep curled up in a ball nobody would kidnap you in my sleep, since kidnappers don't want to deal with a baby. In my defense, I was never kidnapped so this may be true.