1. The aunt that wears a ton of L.L.Bean and is a schoolteacher or nurse
    Thank you so much for my national geographic subscription.
  2. The old lady who you aren't sure exactly how she is related to you but every time she sees you she tells you how she remembers you when you were little
    Glad to know I'm the apple of your eye
  3. That really smart cousin that makes you look bad.
    Oh wow Harris you just had to get into Princeton.
  4. The spinster aunt who gifts you accessories from Claire's at every chance she can get
    Yet another set of earrings for a girl with unpierced ears
  5. That uncle that makes a little bit too many jokes about how is wife is his "ball and chain"
    "Carol just haaaad to drag me to Marshall's last week"
  6. Wild, wild, rambunctious little boys
    Who's children are they? Where did they come from?