THE TYPES OF RELATIVES EVERYONE HAS
- •The aunt that wears a ton of L.L.Bean and is a schoolteacher or nurseThank you so much for my national geographic subscription.
- •The old lady who you aren't sure exactly how she is related to you but every time she sees you she tells you how she remembers you when you were littleGlad to know I'm the apple of your eye
- •That really smart cousin that makes you look bad.Oh wow Harris you just had to get into Princeton.
- •The spinster aunt who gifts you accessories from Claire's at every chance she can getYet another set of earrings for a girl with unpierced ears
- •That uncle that makes a little bit too many jokes about how is wife is his "ball and chain""Carol just haaaad to drag me to Marshall's last week"
- •Wild, wild, rambunctious little boysWho's children are they? Where did they come from?