STUFF BUTTERS SAYS

Butters is my husband. He got his nickname from his frat days because he sounds like he has peanut butter in his mouth all the time like the kid from South Park.
  1. Oh shit. Varsity Blues is on Netflix!
  2. Um. I bet you didn't know that I was one of the first 500 people on MySpace. Did you?
  3. We're like Beauty and the Beast. I'm hairy and big with lots of classy things around my house.
  4. Which Raccon Crlebrity are ypu!?! Take the quiz.
  5. Put tampons into Google maps for me.
  6. I don't like Pearl (Ru Paul's Drag Race). She's too bored of this competition and it just started.