THINGS MY STUDENTS HAVE SAID
Teaching is the best job.
- •"You know on tv when white people are eating dinner and they ask if they can be excused, can I be excused from this assignment?" (Me: No) "On tv they always say yes."
- •"My name's not Justin; it's Noodles."
- •"Genitalia is your eye, right?"
- •"My mom put our friend in charge of telling us about sex. Because she's seen the hunger games and was okay with it."
- •"Go suck a hairline."