THINGS MY NIECE SAID TO ME THIS WEEK

Weird words of a 4 year old
  1. You are garbage.
  2. I love you in my whole heart
    Getting mixed signals here
  3. All my friends are dead!
    This one is based on a children's book that she has of the same name. Not a psycho. Phew.
  4. You look better with your glasses off
    Straight up
  5. Please take a picture of my nail polish