My Nightly Routine of Procrastination
I don't sleep.
- •Instead of: Taking a shower...I browse through r/funny until I'm 20 pages deep and the posts aren't funny anymore.
- •Instead of: Brushing my teeth...Try and gather all of the things I brought downstairs to use during my "down time" i.e. Kindle, computer, phone, related chargers, notebooks, pen, etc. even though I only end up using one of these items. (I brush my teeth eventually. that shit doesn't fly with me, procrastination be damned)
- •Instead of: Blow drying my (unmanageable) hair...I read the new volume of The Walking Dead comic and contemplate reading Before Watchmen: Comedian/Rorschach (Rorschach is my favorite), don't read it but still curse myself for not buying the other Before Watchmens.
- •Instead of: Taking my contacts out...I unpack some books (I've been here for four months and I still haven't unpacked them all... I have a lot of books OKEHGOSH) and ignore the stinging in my eyeballs and the dry friction whenever I blink. (Yeah: take your contacts out, kids)