Things to Do When Your Internet at Work Isn't Working

  1. 1.
    panic
  2. 2.
    nothing because your whole job exists on the Internet
  3. 3.
    cry
  4. 4.
    wait
  5. 5.
    panic again
  6. 6.
    restart your computer
  7. 7.
    realize the problem is out of your control
  8. 8.
    cry because you're a control freak and this is your hell.