A tribute to all the fantastic things that wax does for us
  1. Wax poetic
    Two words Tu Pac
  2. Mr. Zog's sex wax
    Pre sex wax surfers relied on grip tape. Ouch
  3. Otter
    Makes coats waterproof and handsome
  4. Bikini
    Enabled the itsy bitsy
  5. Mustache
    Nobody would be able to achieve full irony without it
  6. Turtle
    Turns any hoopty into a whip
  7. Paper
    For sweeeet deserts
  8. Curb
    For board slides and slappy's
  9. Candle
    For romantic dinners and handy in black outs