WHAT I'D OFFER IN THE CHACAL MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION BOX

Inspired by @kcupcaker
  1. A picture of Ned
    Suitable for framing, portrait of one cat personally selected for you. Collect all five!
  2. Triple hitter DVD box set: Best procedural movies
    "All the President's Men," "The Day of the Jackal," "Spotlight."
  3. Vinyl boxed set: Singer-songwriter albums, 70s edition
    Teaser and the Firecat by Cat Stevens, Tapestry by Carol King, Mud Slide Slim by James Taylor
  4. Three direct-to-you old school patent roses, two bushes, one climber
    Sterling Silver, Peace, Joseph's Coat (previously misnamed Jacob's Ladder)
  5. Three double orders from Chico's Tacos
    "The best taco I ever drank," Gabriel Iglesias. Straw included.
  6. The ultimate Texas triple threat:
    Whataburger double green chile burger, onion rings, and chocolate shake. On August 8, Whataburger celebrated its 66th birthday: http://buzzworthy.blog.austin360.com/2016/08/08/happy-birthday-whataburger-fast-food-chain-was-born-this-day-66-years-ago/