MOVIES I’LL ALWAYS WATCH IF THEY’RE ON TV

  1. Titanic
    It's a requirement. Not even up for discussion.
  2. Forrest Gump
  3. Mulan
    All other Disney princesses can suck it
  4. Fight Club
  5. The Sound of Music
    Julie Andrews is my religion
  6. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
  7. Jurassic Park
    Only the first one
  8. Fiddler on the Roof
    Though, let's be honest: how often is this movie really on tv?
  9. The Holiday
    The one where Queen Latifa thinks she's dying so she goes to Prague, hangs out with rich people, and hooks up with LL Cool J. Hell yeah.
  10. Home Alone 1 & 2
    Who can resist such a precocious Macaulay Culkin?