THINGS MY CAT IS THINKING

  1. "This couch is my nemesis and must be destroyed"
  2. "The water in the toilet tastes WAY better than the water in my bowl"
  3. "This hair tie is my nemesis and must be destroyed"
  4. "I need to be inside this bag"
  5. "This box is the perfect hiding place. I can now observe the humans while remaining virtually invisible"
  6. "The little red dot is my nemesis and must be destroyed"
  7. "I can't tell if she's dead. I should probably hit her face to be sure"
  8. "This catnip is dank as FUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
  9. "You have my permission to give me exactly 8 pets. Do not exceed 8. I'm warning you. Don't do it. Stop. BITCH I SAID STOP"
  10. "Look upon my butthole"
  11. "This bug is my nemesis and must be destroyed"
  12. "You were done sitting here, right?"