TOP DATING APP CLICHES (MEN)
Things you will read on literally every single profile ever.
- •"I'm down to earth"Are you a gardener? An astronaut who just returned from a year-long mission to the moon?
- •"Laid back""I'm sitting in a reclining chair as I write this"
- •"Looking for my partner in crime"I can't be your getaway driver for the jewel heist; my car overheats really easily
- •"I'm tired of the drama""I'm trying to do more comedies now. I don't want to typecast myself."
- •"I have an athletic build""I played soccer in middle school"
- •"Looking for an athletic girl""The more muscles the better. In fact, I'd really prefer if you played pro football. There's just something about grass-stained shoulder pads...."
- •"Something I'm good at: sex lol""I'm literally a virgin"