I've done extensive research on this subject (i.e. I've been internet dating for 9000 years and have read about 50,000 profiles)
  1. "I'm easy going"
    Not to be confused with "I'm easy"
  2. "I love to travel"
    99% of the time, they DON'T mean backpacking-through-South America traveling. (DISCLAIMER: I have this on my profile. Does that make me a basic bitch? Probably. I accept.)
  3. "First thing people notice about me: my eyes"
    "Well, really, my extra eye. It's where my nose should be"
  4. "I'm not like most girls"