THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ON ESPN

  1. Chess
    If chess is a sport, then so is Chutes and Ladders.
  2. Bowling
    Only if Jeff Bridges makes the PBA.
  3. Ray Lewis
    Guys, he killed a man.
  4. The Spelling Bee
    This was a tough decision 😕
  5. Lou Holtz
    "The playr with proflegrup margipludge copescarps a win" ??????
  6. Drag racing
    Just replace this programming with time lapses of the ice cap melting.
  7. Sports Science
    "Megatron can cover 5 yards in a single stride, that's equivalent to 15 feet, or the length of a Chevy Impala" that's not science, it's arithmetic.