Top 5 Pies Dead or Alive
Pies are fucking great, so I'll celebrate them with a short list of my favorites.
- •Key limeKey lime pie finally deserves its proper shine. It's sweet, it's tangy, it's green, it's absolutely fucking delicious!
- •BlueberryBecause you can't coat a bowl of blueberries in sugar, load them inside a pie crust and expect it to NOT be the best thing ever.
- •RhubarbYeah, you're reading it right...fucking rhubarb! You've probably never even tried it, you're just judging it because it looks like celery and you aren't open to trying new things. Your loss, more rhubarb pie for me.
- •BeanYou might not be familiar with bean pies, you should change that immediately. A sweet custard pie made from mashed beans and a mix of spices (vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg). Usually associated with the Nation of Islam and their fundraising efforts. I will gladly be called a white devil in exchange for a slice.
- •AppleBecause this country was built on apple pie.