Inspired by @vmacies (both necessary and unnecessary)
  1. A baseball bat with barbed wire
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    This foam one from Itsy seems useless. Guess I need to go to a sporting good store and Home Depot. I smell DIY project!
  2. My dog
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    Not ferocious but definitely a survivor.
  3. A Samurai Sword
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    Tax free!
  4. Tia, my wife
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    I know she wouldn't survive a zombie Apocalypse but it would be wrong not to take her along.
  5. Survival Gear Kit
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    Just common sense.
  6. Settlers of Catan
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    Got have something to do in those quiet moments when I'm not hacking off zombie heads with my Samurai Sword.
  7. And this guy.
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