Chekhov's Waterbottle

You know you're thirsty... For Fox Mulder...
  1. The 90s had simple gd waterbottles!
  2. Not 2015!
  3. Fox Mulder is sexy when he sweats!
  4. And by the fire...
  5. It makes him sooooo thirsty!
  6. Sometimes for tea!
  7. Or for Scully...
  8. And she for him!
    Quenching it!
  9. It's not Julio's fault!
  10. And aliens.