(As reported (mostly) by children who missed me when I was out of town.)
  1. And cuddles with me during my alarm snooze cycle
  2. And lays out my clothes for me
  3. And checks my homework
  4. And makes sure I eat breakfast
  5. And knows how to break my medicine perfectly in half
  6. And reminds me to grab my lunch
  7. And brings drinking water on the ride to school
  8. And texts to make sure I got to school okay
  9. And is way more of an enabler than dad
  10. Ensuring total dependence until I'm at least 35