Thoughts I've Been Thinking Since My Cycle Is Now 4 Days Late...
(And I'm never late.)
- •I can't be pregnant.
- •How could I be pregnant?!
- •We were so careful all month!
- •Well, maybe an occasional pull-out method shouldn't be considered "careful."
- •Why oh why didn't we use a condom EVERY time?!
- •Maybe another baby would be lovely...
- •I'm almost 40! I can't have another baby!!!
- •My youngest is ELEVEN! I do NOT want to start over now!
- •Newborns sure are glorious, though...
- •And so was giving birth...
- •The odds are against me now! It's not time to be pushing my luck!
- •I wonder if it's too late to do plan B.
- •Ugh. It is definitely time for a vasectomy!
- •This sucks!!!!