Why Being an Old Person Goes
Seriously, we as a society need to learn to pay a little bit more attention to our old people. And all the ads telling us to stay obsessed with keeping ourselves young? I, for one, am excited to get wrinkles and grey hair. Here's why being an old person goes.
- •It's possible to read books all dayAnd know quite literally everything about the most random subjects
- •Fart wherever, whenever you wantWho's going to judge?
- •Have old-people wisdomYou've lived for 80+ years. There HAS to be so much you know that no one else will understand until they've lived on this earth for quite as long as you have.
- •(list still in process)