Things My Mom Has Said to Me via Text
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- •"ARE YOU WATCHING THE VOICE??"
- •"How do you spell ni eve?"
- •"Okay then, Black List is on.❤️💜"
- •"Just pretend like your Christian and not gay if they have guns."
- •"I can't find my email."
- •"Don't buy that macaroni and cheese in the box! I just read it is so bad for you"
- •"No I'm at home watching creepy real serial killer documentary. What did you do?"
- •"Why would the Pope do that? Are you sure?"
- •"Okay just having coffee. Going to call the center for disease control for more answers."
- •"I put too much chile powder in my chile I read the recipe what can I do to counteract that? Brown sugar? Help? I spent too much money not to eat it."
- •"I'm watching the voice call you after!! 💜💜💜"