Things That Are Probably My Patronus
Inspired by @k8mcgarry
- •Clothes I impulse purchased and then never wore again because I didn't like my outfit that day
- •A text that read "he peed in the hallway again" that I meant to send to my wife but I sent to my coworker instead
- •Johnny Depp's "Wino Forever" tattoo
- •Iced coffee I bought in the New York fall because I forgot we're not in Southern California anymore, Toto
- •Ira Glass saying "Stay with us."
- •Forgetting title case rules
- •Cartoon foxes wearing scarves for the holidays
- •Bottles of water I purchased at the gym because I forgot my reusable bottle at home
- •Decorative duck decoys
- •"This could be us, but you playin."
- •Dueling banjos
- •Gift cards with a remaining balance of less than a dollar