Things That Scare Me

  1. Coffee from 7-Eleven
  2. Adults who call their dad "daddy"
  3. Making a new friend and then finding out they use too many hashtags
  4. Taking a sip of what I think is Coke only to discover it's iced tea
  5. Maroon 5
  6. Dogs that have more Instagram followers than me
  7. NYC air conditioners dripping on my face
  8. Pronouncing foreign menu items in front of my sophisticated friends
  9. Tech conferences
  10. Dropping my bagel