THINGS I HEAR HANGING OUT WITH A 4 YEAR OLD ALL DAY

nannying is a weird job...
  1. Why does all your songs sound like pepperoni?
  2. When I was a baby and I was far away from my house my mom helped me sit on a pumpkin
  3. I think so I'm still hungry for a mint
  4. Let me tell you a secret...I want water
  5. Does Ellie only love her boyfriend because he's handsome?
  6. Don't tickle me!!! *starts crying* Charlie why aren't you being the tickle monster?!
  7. Charlie can you turn the sun off please?
  8. *trap queen comes on the radio* I think so this is my favorite song
  9. Charlie, I love you more than my scooter