HOW MY STUDENTS ADDRESS ME

I work with freshman in high school and they're supposed to call me Ms. Poston
  1. Ms........what's you're name again?
    I've worked with them for 3 months
  2. Ms.........lady
    Once again I've known them for 3 months
  3. Yo chairs
    I was wearing a shirt that had chairs on it
  4. Ms. Postem
    In a super heartfelt note encouraging me to be a teacher
  5. Snapping and pointing to their paper like I'm a waitress or dog
  6. Ms. A, Ms. Fabio, Ms. Weaver, Ms. Dekle
    All the other non- black lady teachers
  7. Ms. Pee
    Not Ms. P, Ms. Pee
  8. Ms. P
    I generally prefer this to Ms. Pee
  9. Ms. Popo
    I like this one
  10. Ms. Post-it note/Ms. Poston note
    I like this one too because it's clever
  11. MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON, MS. POSTON
    Because that is apparently the most appropriate and effective way to get my attention
  12. My absolute favorite adult at this school
    Ok so none of them have said this explicitly but that must be what they mean right