THINGS I'VE SAID TO MY ROOMMATE'S CAT

  1. "Ok ur kind of cute"
  2. "Why are you running around so much you dumb fuck?"
  3. "It would be so easy to crush your skull..."
  4. "Fucking bitch"
  5. "No one's looking, I could totally kick you right down the stairs right now"
  6. "FUCK OFF YOU STUPID ANIMAL"
  7. "Stop intimidating my fish, Juan Peron, we all know he's the priority pet in the household."
  8. "TOUCH MY CLOTHES ONE MORE TIME AND YR DED"
  9. "How does that feel bitch?"
    When I sprayed it with water and it fell off the counter